Nothing.

Your book is printed in the country closest to you and posted from there, so delivery is free wherever you live — and it doesn't sit in a warehouse waiting for you.

Allow 4 working days for printing, then 2–5 days in the UK and 3-5 everywhere else. We'll email you the moment it's on its way.

Yes, it is.

There's a secret code printed inside the book — point your phone at it and the whole story plays. Five voices, music, and a lot of silly noises. No app, no account, nothing to install.

Written for 5 to 7.

Younger children love it read aloud; older ones read it themselves and still laugh at the jokes. The letters are big and the pages uncluttered, so a child who's just started reading on their own can manage a page without help.

Tell us within 30 days and we'll refund you. [UK orders only].

Claudio and Cristina Rizza.

We write them, we draw them, and we do the voices. Our books go out through Ingram, the same network bookshops and libraries order from — and if you write to us, one of the two of us replies. For every order, a tree gets planted.

Yes, it might.

Every Wonky Tale is built to make the reading itself less work: large sans-serif letters, plenty of space around the words, text never squashed or justified, no italics, and pages that never feel crowded. One short verse at a time, with a picture on every spread.

The audiobook helps too — your child can follow the words on the page while somebody else does the reading, which is often where the confidence starts.